Monday, February 22, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
This has to be some kind of record outside of Asia or suburbia I'm telling ya. I may just beat this drum after all! Forget going past medium right now though, them shits is hard. Also, I feel as though my spelling and grammar might be starting to slip, (more-so than usual).
I can't help but think that as the hours drift by with such ease that I could be doing something more productive with my time. But if I wasn't enjoying this fine video gamed entertainment program, then what about all the hard, productive work of the people that made it? Surely it took more than 12 tiny hours for the designers and programmers and animators to weave this masterwork together. What about the multitudes of artists and musicians who contributed their toil and talent with sweet tracks and oh so many funky-fresh mixes?
So all the things one would expect to happen after hours of gaming are. Mild headache, eyes bugging out and my left wrist is starting to stiffen up. But you know, it never was a strong as the right one. Maybe that's DJ Hero's plan after all. To balance out the arm size in nerds once and for all... if you catch my meaning. (Because we masturbate a lot.)
Monday, January 11, 2010
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
My name is Jeff Williams and I am writing this letter on behalf of my friend , The Butcher,(ID 396-21A). This letter is to ask that you vote positively to grant him parole when he appears before the Parole Board, on Nov 30th 2009.
I understand, and I will never forget, that The Butcher was sent to prison for committing crimes that will have lasting negative effects on the lives of many innocent people. I would never disrespect the seriousness of his behavior by offering an excuse to the board members. All I can say is that The Butcher has worked very hard while he has been incarcerated to make himself a better person, deserving of another chance in society.
Should you decide to grant him parole, his family will be there to support, encourage and motivate him through a successful transition and progression into a positive member of society.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Congratulations on your recent release. Feel free to look me up if you need anything. In the meantime.... you know what you have to do.
Have fun out there.
Will The Butcher finally find and destroy Becky B... I mean Wordgirl?
Will Jeff Williams ever improve his grammar and letter-writing abilities??
Is Captain Huggy-face trying to write a letter to PETA by smearing feces on a piece of paper???