My name is Jeff Williams and I am writing this letter on behalf of my friend , The Butcher,(ID 396-21A). This letter is to ask that you vote positively to grant him parole when he appears before the Parole Board, on Nov 30th 2009.
I understand, and I will never forget, that The Butcher was sent to prison for committing crimes that will have lasting negative effects on the lives of many innocent people. I would never disrespect the seriousness of his behavior by offering an excuse to the board members. All I can say is that The Butcher has worked very hard while he has been incarcerated to make himself a better person, deserving of another chance in society.
Should you decide to grant him parole, his family will be there to support, encourage and motivate him through a successful transition and progression into a positive member of society.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Congratulations on your recent release. Feel free to look me up if you need anything. In the meantime.... you know what you have to do.
Have fun out there.
Will The Butcher finally find and destroy Becky B... I mean Wordgirl?
Will Jeff Williams ever improve his grammar and letter-writing abilities??
Is Captain Huggy-face trying to write a letter to PETA by smearing feces on a piece of paper???